Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• "You bet giraffe," going to enter this contest too....lol (31%)
• What do you get if cross a terrapin with a giraffe and a kangaroo? A turtle-neck jumper (19%)
• The zookeeper was late feeling the pandas because he got caught in a giraffic jam (13%)
• Today I Learned that a giraffe's neck is so strong a human can climb up it. Also, I got banned from my loco zoo. (13%)
• This giraffe had the neck to tap the zoo-keeper's phone-line (13%)
• The zoo with only giraffes are called Giraffic Park (13%)