Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• I had to fix a leak in the sink today. I found it very draining and decided I'm all washed up as a plumber (25%)
• What do the French call a kitchen appliance with 5 taps? A cinq! (19%)
• You can tell the gender of an ant by putting it on top of water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it doesn't, buoyant (19%)
• Mafia informants are like good eggs. They sink right to the bottom (13%)
• My granddad tried to tell everyone that would listen that the Titanic would sink... They finally kicked him out of the theater (13%)
• What's a kitchen sink that treats you right? That's a Farrah Fawcett (6%)
• Our Dutch au pair dropped her wooden shoe in with dishes. It clogged the sink (6%)
• It sinks and rose as the tides come and go Then gave and almighty wave to be rescued From the aftermath (0%)