Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..The Chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs. (19%)
• ..the fire hydrants were begging the dogs for relief! (16%)
• ..That even the sun was seeking out some shade to hide in. (6%)
• ..It’s so hot granny broke wind just to have a little breeze. (6%)
• ..the hens are picking up worms with potholders! (6%)
• ..It was so hot today that I finally wasn't cold! (6%)
• ..well I don't know how hot it was. I stayed in the A.C. You can go outside if you want. It's all yours. (6%)
• ..I decided to wash my car and cook my meals on the car hood.. The coffee was pretty awesome not to mention everything else. Even baked bread inside the car.. Have a Black car with 110 degree day. (6%)
• ..That I swam in the river to work (3%)
• ..The outside thermometer blew up! 😲 (3%)
• ..I went to work in my birthday suit (3%)
• ..It’s so hot I got condensation on my butt from the water in the toilet bowl. (3%)
• ..the sidewalk fried an egg on ME! (3%)
• ..The road turned into a tar-pit. (3%)
• ..I saw a funeral procession pull through a Dairy Queen 🥵 (3%)
• ..my heart melted. (3%)
• ..My hair my hair (0%)
• ..It’s so hot you need a spatula to remove your clothing. (0%)
• ..That everybody was skiny dipping (0%)