Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• What does a hermit crab call its home? Michelle (31%)
• How do crabs get around on land? They use the sidewalk (31%)
• How can you tell a crab is drunk.........it walks straight (19%)
• Worried that a crab will pinch you in a tight place? It's just a bit of claws-trophobia (13%)
• What do you call the greated crab artist that ever lived? Leonard de Pinci (6%)