Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..but I love to give an extra smile. (14%)
• ..but when I do, I missed my exit. (14%)
• ..But only because I use the metric system. (10%)
• ..my legs are too tired! (10%)
• ..because I'm not always given that inch (10%)
• ..but when I do I have a Dos Equis (7%)
• ..But I sure wish my daughter could go the 800 miles to come visit (7%)
• ..Which is why my friends don’t let me drive. (7%)
• ..I find going through a short cut is easier. (3%)
• ..not at these gasoline prices! (3%)
• ..Of course I do, I work for uber (3%)
• ..Because I get blisters. (3%)
• ..but if my friends need me to, I would gladly go that extra mile for them. (3%)
• ..My feet are smaller than your shoes. (3%)