Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..start burying the dead bodies in her backyard as mine is getting full. (17%)
• ..Get my covid shot, which btw I did (14%)
• ..Close my bedroom curtains at night. (14%)
• ..Just shut up! (10%)
• ..mow the lawn. Kind o' hard from the 9th floor (7%)
• ..Check the Property line, isn't where I thought it was by installing my new Garage (7%)
• ..Stop that singing, you get the dogs howling, and you frighten the kids. 😳 (7%)
• ..Open the curtains when I shower (7%)
• ..Have a shave. Since I now look like a werewolf. (3%)
• ..stop peeping into her windows. I guess I'll have to move that Dracula poster. (3%)
• ..Close my blinds when I dress (3%)
• ..Stop making those smells coming out of your house.. Told him he can knock on my door and I'll give him a plate of food anytime. (3%)
• ..not tell him to mind his "own business". (3%)
• ..close the curtains when I take a shower. (0%)
• ..Continue playing my Music so loud that his teeth rattle til the next day. Keeps the bug count down (0%)
• ..so I did! (0%)