Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• Lobsters, clams, and oysters look nice but they don't do much to help others. They are pretty shellfish (50%)
• I have not thought of a seafood pun yet. Seems like I need some time to mullet over? (20%)
• Did you hear about the fight at the seafood restaurant last night? Battered Fish Everywhere! (10%)
• I never should have eaten seafood at that fishy place. I feel eel! (10%)
• Oh my cod, I laugh so hard when someone cracks a seafood joke (10%)
• I never understood the "seafood" diet joke. It just seems like they were fishing for laughs (0%)