Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..I'm retired! (17%)
• ..Yes I am (10%)
• ..I’m just in my Energy saving mode (10%)
• ..Ill have you know that holding down this sofa is a full time job! (10%)
• ..I just do a good imitation of someone who is. (7%)
• ..Have patience. I'll get around to procrastinating sometime soon. (7%)
• ..I just can't be bothered to explain why not. (7%)
• ..... (7%)
• ..I’m applying for a couch sitting job (3%)
• ..But I just could not be bothered to put a big sentence on the Paraprosdokian Sentences (3%)
• ..I've got narcolepsy....zzzzz (3%)
• ..They just call me lazy Daisy (3%)
• ..But someone has to be the foreman (3%)
• ..I’m overflowing with potential energy! (3%)
• ..I'm innovative! (3%)
• ..I am just relaxing watching my hubby finally do something! (3%)
• ..After the Olympic’s I promise I’ll get off the couch (0%)
• ..I'm not lazy, I'm just procrastinating my next job (0%)