Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• I've got a terrible addiction, I can't stop eating deli meats. I'm trying to quit cold turkey (29%)
• I was going to post a pun about sandwich meat, but it was a load of baloney (18%)
• If you loiter in a Tibetan spiritual leaders sandwich shop every day, then... ... you dilly dally in the Dalai's deli daily (18%)
• What do sandwich meat and European royal families have in common? They are both in bread (12%)
• What did the burger meat say to the BBQ? “Is it meat you’re looking for? (12%)
• I look back and I think my decision to order a vegetarian sandwich was a missed steak (12%)
• Q. What is it called when you cut up a long deli sandwich into several pieces? A. A sub-division (0%)