Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..because I make more money staying home on unemployment. (17%)
• ..I retired yesterday, WoHoo! (13%)
• ..because of an Eye problem. I just can’t see myself working today. (10%)
• ..I just won the lottery and I don’t have to. (10%)
• ..It's Playday. (7%)
• ..because I woke up in a good mood and I don't want to ruin it. (7%)
• ..Because it's raining, and the wipers are broken! (7%)
• ..because I simply can't be bothered (7%)
• ..Mr Smithers I have small pox. (3%)
• ..furthermore I wouldn't if I could as I have developed an allergy to the process. (3%)
• ..Because I don't work there, retired (3%)
• ..Because my doctor said I need more vitamin D, so I'm heading off to the beach (3%)
• ..as I'm locked inside my house. (3%)
• ..It's my birthday and I have a lot of plans other than work! (3%)
• ..Because that raise you denied me forced me to buy the cheap used car which broke down on my way to work. (3%)
• ..You fired me yesterday (0%)
• ..because of this strange August blizzard! (0%)