Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• My local pizza place is struggling to stay afloat They really knead the dough (21%)
• How do you fix a broken pizza? Tomato paste (16%)
• Why does eating pizza make you want to take a nap? Because with all that pizza and mozzarella, you’re bound to catch some z’s! (16%)
• My Hawaiian pizza is burnt. They need to cook it at aloha temperature. (16%)
• I want a piece o' pizza! (5%)
• What do you call someone who likes his pizza uncooked? A weird-dough! (5%)
• What do you call a pretend pizza? A pepperphony pizza (5%)
• I want to work at a pixxa place. I just want a pizza the action (5%)
• What does an anteater like on its pizza? Ant-chovies (5%)
• What kind of Pizza does Steve McGarrett take ? - Hawaiian Five-OH (5%)
• I think you have to divide the pizza into π's in order to fix it (0%)