Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..but no one cares anymore (22%)
• ..Suspicious Minds want to know why. (9%)
• ..Singing Heartbreak Hotel (9%)
• ..And simply disappear.... (6%)
• ..in a wooden box! (6%)
• ..He's been spotted in South Carolina! (See pic below) (6%)
• ..But the lights are still on. (6%)
• ..because he did it HIS WAY!!! (6%)
• ..in shambles! (6%)
• ..For a peanut butter and banana sandwich and diet coke. (3%)
• ..Yes. But ain't nothing but a Hound dog (3%)
• ..Sadly for the last time (3%)
• ..To climb up that heavenly stair (3%)
• ..AGAIN? (3%)
• ..That's what they'd like you to believe. (3%)
• ..in a body bag by hearse for the last time. (3%)