Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..think I will just do tomorrowing (31%)
• ..I will do tonighting (17%)
• ..remember tomorrow is always another day! (14%)
• ..so will carry on with the yesterdaying I put off in favour of tomorrowing (14%)
• ..Because Tomorrow, Today will be Yesterday!!!! (10%)
• ..I wanted to do yesterdaying or tomorrowing but tomorrow has not happened and yesterday was the same as today. (7%)
• ..but I have no idea what I'm going to fill those 16 hours with. (3%)
• ..So have I.................... (3%)
• ..Didn't do anything todayin (0%)