Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Buy your own pair, and watch them! (17%)
• ..Give them something to look at!!! (13%)
• ..Wave HI (10%)
• ..Close the curtains (10%)
• ..Call the police. (7%)
• ..then you must have a really big garden (7%)
• ..you must be doing something right! (7%)
• ..Hold up a sign that says "Audobon's Rarest Bird: Imma Calla Cops" (7%)
• ..Tell them your name is Michael Caine (3%)
• ..then you must live a very interesting life. (3%)
• ..Moon them, that will stop them (3%)
• ..Yeah, I hope you didn’t see it either" (3%)
• ..Give them the you know what.....has something to do with the middle finger. (3%)
• ..Hold up a sign with the best times to watch. Bus times (3%)
• ..They want 2see me in my bikini (3%)
• ..you know you been caught as a spy (0%)
• ..Pat your head and rub your tummy, make them wonder what your up to... (0%)