Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• Why did the aspiring witch get rejected by the coven? She couldn’t drive a stick! (24%)
• Why do witches not wear a regular hat? Because there's no point in it (24%)
• What problem do you encounter with twin witches? You can never tell witch is witch (14%)
• What happens if you break the rules at Witch School? You get ex-spelled (10%)
• Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook? It was written in curse-ive (10%)
• Why are witches always the best cat moms and are there for them when they need them the most? Grey Cat A witch in time saves nine (10%)
• What do witches put on their hair! Scare spray (5%)
• Why is it good to drink witch's brew? It's very newt-tricious! (5%)
• Why are witches no longer what they used to be? They all now use material made in Taiwand (0%)
• What do you call witches who live together? Broom-mates (0%)