Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Wait! I don’t even own a cat! (14%)
• ..Why are you sitting in my chair (10%)
• ..HEY.. This is My bed , My pillow and My blankie.... GET OFF already!!!! (10%)
• ..What?? You're not going to eat the beheaded rabbit I just brought you? (10%)
• ..They own me (7%)
• ..He's wondering how these insane chimps got put in charge? (7%)
• ..See ya litter!! (7%)
• ..What! Well maybe. I will think about it. Well maybe. (7%)
• ..If to say well servant are you going to feed me. (3%)
• ..Don't you forget I'm the Queen of this house. One wrong move it's off to the dungeon for you. 👸 (3%)
• ..I"ve lost my mind, which I have. Anyone seen it? (3%)
• ..and thinks I'm talking to him whenever I'm on the phone, and comes running over for pets and treats. (3%)
• ..He has total control over me. (3%)
• ..it's my turn to catch a mouse! (3%)
• ..Really! you actually brought in another cat! (3%)
• ..It’s past lunchtime! Get moving! (3%)
• ..you are getting very sleepy. Watch my whiskers. You will be asleep in one, two, . . . (0%)
• ..Yes you are dreaming. You don't have cats. Go back to sleep. (0%)
• ..She did not do it, I did! (0%)