Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Move to the country and be with her (27%)
• ..then find someone else to travel with (14%)
• ..You can always take the country out of the city girl (9%)
• ..then head to the nearest pub and take her country line dancing and kick up your feet ! (9%)
• ..put on your boots and meet her at the hoe down (9%)
• ..Then guess you really don't care about that girl (9%)
• ..then ensure you take the country out of the girl (5%)
• ..Then she must be dead. (5%)
• ..leave her there! (5%)
• ..then go get her vaccinated!! (5%)
• ..Visit Disney World instead. (5%)
• ..Send to nashville to become a singer (0%)
• ...then take an older WOMAN!! (0%)
• ..You'll just have to learn to fly. (0%)