Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..I can't stop doing the monster mash (16%)
• ..my broom keeps flying me in circles. (11%)
• ..I look like Nancy Pelosi. (11%)
• ..I'm a person of diminutive height, proceeding along an flaxen-coloured paved highway to a verdant jewelled conurbation (11%)
• ..I cant remember where I parked my broom (11%)
• ..the last letter in words I type appear jiggly (11%)
• ..Now I can't stop laughing, heh heh heh (5%)
• ..I can't stop sprouting warts and riding my house broom. (5%)
• ..I'm afraid of a bucket of water....... (5%)
• ..She was Ex-Spelled! (5%)
• ..I'm living in a Oscar Wilde three-act play. (5%)
• ..I can't stop cursing at the wicked witch. (5%)
• ..Now I am so beautiful I can't stand it. (0%)
• ..I sit on this lily pad waiting for true love (0%)
• ..I will Reverse the Curse! (0%)
• ..And I don't know witch way to go now (0%)
• ..I turned into Frankenstein's bride. (0%)