Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Be less addicted to the light. So I decided not to be a moth. (0%)
• ..join a social club, be part of a TEAM ("Already did... It's Me, Myself, & I") (0%)
• ..pay his bill (0%)
• ..To start to give him therapy as they couldn't cope with the pressure (0%)
• ..find someone else as he was contemplating suicide. (0%)
• ..Bring a straight jacket to show him I'm committed. (0%)
• ..Get a life (0%)