Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..pay his bill (19%)
• ..Bring a straight jacket to show him I'm committed. (16%)
• ..join a social club, be part of a TEAM ("Already did... It's Me, Myself, & I") (6%)
• ..Listen to the voices (6%)
• ..Stop listening to my own bad advice (6%)
• ..Go Trick or Treating as my altered self (6%)
• .."let it go", so I let her go and demanded a refund. (6%)
• ..Quit seeing a Psychiatrist. (6%)
• ..Be less addicted to the light. So I decided not to be a moth. (3%)
• ..find someone else as he was contemplating suicide. (3%)
• ..Get a life (3%)
• ..That I was the 'sane' one (unlike the voices in my head) (3%)
• ..Be more like him (By the way his name is Hannibal Lecter). (3%)
• ..find someone else because my problems were too complex. (3%)
• ..Stop talking to yourself in front of others.. (3%)
• ..really have my head examined! (3%)
• ..realize that just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean that everyone's not out to get me. (3%)
• ..To start to give him therapy as they couldn't cope with the pressure (0%)
• ..Take your meds (0%)