Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• I'm beerly able to contain my excitement! (22%)
• Why can't the guy who does inventory for Lipton go out and have a beer after work? Because he is a tea totaller (17%)
• How does a table full of chilled beer look? It looks pitcher perfect (17%)
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy (17%)
• At Oktoberfest, it’s pretty important to keep up abeer-ances. (11%)
• Beauty is in the eyes of the beer-holder (11%)
• If a redhead homebrews Does he make ginger ale (6%)