Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• What is an egg’s least favorite day of the week? Fry-day! (36%)
• I had an eggcellent punny yolk, but then realised it wasn't all it was cracked-up to be (18%)
• Making an eggception, omelet you get away with it this time (14%)
• Why should you be careful about what you say around egg whites? Everyone knows they can’t take a yolk (9%)
• Why did the egg cross the road? To get to the Shell station! (9%)
• do you know what’s a chicken’s favorite coffee drink? An egg-spresso! (5%)
• It is no eggsageration that this is the best omelet (5%)
• EggPlant Boss (5%)
• That was a most eggscellent quiche! (0%)
• Eggsactly! (0%)
• Eggsqissite humpty dumpy (0%)