Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..you think beer cans make good Christmas tree ornaments!! (15%)
• ..If you have mouse traps in your car. (12%)
• ..You have three first names. (9%)
• ..You see a sign saying, "Say No to Crack," and it reminds you to pull your pants up. 😮 (9%)
• ..You have a working tv on top of one that doesn't work. (9%)
• ..the only male names you need to remember is Bubba and Junior. (9%)
• ..If you believe Jools flying saucer is in your barn (6%)
• ..You make a milking machine out of junk laying around your Dairy Farm and it actually works (6%)
• ..Your kitchen doubles as a bait store. (6%)
• ..You're related to all the townspeople in some way. (6%)
• ..you don't watch out. (3%)
• ..You have to mow your yard to find your car (3%)
• ..If you run out of beer and call 911 (3%)
• ..if your IQ is in relation to the number of teeth (3%)
• ..you married your cousin (3%)
• ..you save your McDonald's bags to use as toilet paper. (0%)
• ..You pay no attention to the man standing next to Bubba (Jeff Dunham). (0%)
• ..If you bruise for a cruising and got saw (0%)