Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Stop feeding my homework to the dog! (26%)
• ..Stop eating the paste (19%)
• ..not be late 40 times in 12th grade! I didn't, It was 41! (10%)
• ..go sit in the corner. (6%)
• ..Start showing up to class more then 1 or 2 days a week. (3%)
• ..Stop asking where Bart Simpson Is (3%)
• ..have done your Homework or its Military school for You! (3%)
• ..Learn to read and spell in the next second or it’s the paddle for you (3%)
• ..Stop chewing gum and clicking your pen in unison!!! (3%)
• ..Just go ahead and change my name to "Little Johnny" (3%)
• ..stop bullying and picking on the other children or I'll be sent to the principal's office with my parents called in and I'll be suspended. (3%)
• ..Go to the headmaster's office (3%)
• ..do my homework or she will assign me extra. (3%)
• ..Not Cheat on my next exam (3%)
• ..straighten up and fly right! (3%)
• ..then most student from old country. (3%)
• ..But I weren't listening (0%)