Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..that my false teeth are chattering, and they're still in the glass. (23%)
• ..that even the ice cubes are shivering. (15%)
• ..I actually saw a gangsta pull up his pants. (13%)
• ..So I've been told - I'm staying in! (8%)
• ..that even the polar bears are wearing a jacket (5%)
• ..I think I'll move to Florida (5%)
• ..My snowman asked for an electric blanket. (5%)
• ..Starbucks started serving coffee on a stick! (5%)
• ..eating ice cream feels warm. (3%)
• ..The fire froze! (3%)
• ..that I'm staying in bed (3%)
• ..the icicles are shivering (3%)
• ..I Tinkles ice cubes! 😱 (3%)
• ..that the fire hydrants are calling the dogs. (3%)
• ..That the are moving farther south (3%)
• ..That when I went outside I turned into a (3%)
• ..Inside the freezer is warmer (0%)
• ..My head cold turned into a head freeze (0%)