Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• It's not how often that you're coughin, but it's the coffin that they carry you off in (25%)
• I opened the door and in flew Enza (25%)
• I have a joke about the flu.... But I hope you dont get it (19%)
• What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment (13%)
• Did you hear that the Pope has the avian bird flu? He got it from one of the cardinals (13%)
• What do you get when you cross the flu with footwear? Aaaa shoe! (6%)