Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• Bono and the Edge walk into a bar. The barman says "Not U2 again!" (50%)
• Q. What does an electric guitarist call the extra notes added to the end of a song to make it last longer? A. Extension chords. (22%)
• I always felt manipulated listening to the Controlling Stones (17%)
• Last month, I went to a barber and asked him to trim my hair like that of the members of an 80s metal band. I now have a 'Motley Crue' cut (11%)
• This contest is for Proles - it's only Rock'n Roll (0%)