Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..when my ex announced his new marriage. (15%)
• ..Tears ran down my leg (11%)
• ..You snort,then laugh again because you snorted (11%)
• ..I split my pants! (7%)
• ..my teeth fell out. (7%)
• ..that my appendix burst! (7%)
• ..I cracked two ribs (7%)
• ..and always say, "a good laugh recharges your battery!" (4%)
• ..my butt fell off (4%)
• ..I had tears running down my face. 😂 (4%)
• ..My eyes popped out (4%)
• ..I went way past p and X'd myself. (4%)
• ..I didn't need to workout the rest of the day. (4%)
• ..I forgot what the joke was (4%)
• ..I could'nt catch my breath! (4%)
• ..I busted my gut (4%)
• ..that my girlfriend peed herself (0%)