Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..certainly beats decorating the darn thing! (16%)
• ..I tripped over the cord for the tree lights and down came the tree on me and ornaments shattering. (13%)
• ..until the Grinch gave me the stinkeye. (13%)
• ..Singing carols and drinking eggnog (13%)
• ..Let the Christmas spirit ring, Later we'll have some pumpkin pie (10%)
• ..and stoppin, droppin, and ROLLIN since I lit it on FIRE!!!! (10%)
• ..With Kevin from home alone (6%)
• ..Because the clock stopped tonight! (6%)
• ..with all the tinsel tied in knots (6%)
• ..I ran into my Festivus Pole. (3%)
• ..and reelin' onto the floor! (3%)