Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..He was born that way and special. (23%)
• ..he took a NOSE DIVE in flying practice!!! (20%)
• ..He is the designated driver Smiling (10%)
• ..He accidently dipped his nose into the Candy apple dip (10%)
• ..he blew his nose a lot because of a cold! (7%)
• ..he got a little sloshed on Santa's eggnog. (7%)
• ..Rudolph the Red knows rain, Dear (3%)
• ..Its below -0 at the north pole (3%)
• ..He has a very very very very bad cold but not covid (3%)
• ..Could it be Oom-pah-pah? (3%)
• ..the naughty elf spiked the egg nog (3%)
• ..Rudolph's nose has more red blood cells than the average reindeer's nose. (3%)
• ..he's addicted to eggnog. (3%)