Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Seems it's always a Waste.. (17%)
• ..But divorce in Las Vegas. (14%)
• ..make sure you have a good prenuptial agreement! (10%)
• ..Easy to walk into, confusing to piece together, and difficult to exit. (10%)
• ..Is a lifetime of regret (10%)
• ..The honeymoon was in my backyard. (7%)
• ..you may regret it later (7%)
• ..Repent at leisure (7%)
• ..You're not getting any younger (3%)
• ..And sign up for alimony. (3%)
• ..if he's older than dirt and has a lot of money!!! (3%)
• ..Free youth gone to waste. (3%)
• ..And you will be moving out while your furniture is still being moved in (3%)
• ..HeartOnFire Yes and also has one foot on a banana peel (0%)