Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• A battery and a firework were arrested. One was charged and the other was let off. (47%)
• I was afraid I'd fail my fireworks exam...But I passed with flying colours! (21%)
• What do you call a duck who likes watching fireworks? A firequacker (11%)
• You say you would like to see some fireworks? Flare enough (5%)
• If fireworks need water, it should be sparkling water. (5%)
• You can say that I’m good at firework displays. I’ve got a flare for it. (5%)
• Fireworks give me a throbbang headache (5%)
• Hearing her name d, Catherine wheeled around (0%)