Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..I have a whole tribe of them. (17%)
• ..How could I? I'm just a figment of your imagination. (13%)
• ..In fact I don't have ANY friends (7%)
• ..I have an imaginary friend and he's a pen i quin! 🐧 (7%)
• ..Don't need an imaginary friend cause I constantly talk to my appliances!! (7%)
• ..Who needs an imaginary friend when I can have a perfect unargumentive conversation with myself and come up with perfect solutions. (7%)
• ..at least that's what he told me to say. (7%)
• ..according to my psychotherapist (but I really do!). (3%)
• ..But I have plenty of imaginary enemies (3%)
• ..I'm absolutely sure he's real (3%)
• ..I have four...me, myself and I and my alter ego! (3%)
• ..I have a imaginary adviser instead (3%)
• ..I have real ones (3%)
• ..I have two, 4 footed, furry, feisty, kitty cat friends. (3%)
• ..Because he has a imaginary pet (3%)
• ..Not needed, there's Facebook. (3%)
• ..I don’t have an imaginary friend I have 2 they are Dale & Gale my Brother and Sister they were my play mates (3%)
• ..O course I do, I even have names.....Me, Myself, And I (3%)
• ..but my pooka Harvey does. (0%)