Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• As I get older, I think of all the people I have lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me (27%)
• What's your occupation, and how's it going? Librarian... It's hard to have a social life... I'm always booked (14%)
• I work in a mirror factory. It's something I could always see myself doing (14%)
• I didn't want to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker But when I got home all the signs were there (9%)
• I hired a handyman and gave him a list of jobs to do. Of the jobs on the list, he only completed numbers 1,3,5 and 7. Turns out he only does odd jobs (9%)
• I used to work at a calendar factory But they fired me for taking a couple of days off (9%)
• I recently got a job as an elevator operator It has its ups and downs. (9%)
• My friend worked in a chair factory, but got fired for always sitting down on the job!! (5%)
• I went for a job interview as a pest controller. It's was easy, all you’ve got to do is box all the right ticks! (5%)