Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..well that was my defence for being in the ladies changing room (18%)
• ..So I went back to sleep. 😴 (12%)
• ..But my dreams ran too fast, and left me behind. (9%)
• ..How was I to know I would get arrested ! (9%)
• ..that's why I'm following this armored truck around. (9%)
• ..So I decided to take over the world (6%)
• ..but I got lost. (6%)
• ..So I went to bed (6%)
• ..So I asked them why (3%)
• ..but I don't dream (3%)
• ..but I just couldn't figure out how to get that F-18 started. (3%)
• ..But THEY are not the boss of me. I will LEAD my own path! (3%)
• ..But they did not tell me they could turn into nightmares!! (3%)
• ..How can I, when the Alarm clock prevents me from doing it? (3%)
• ..but unfortunately I only have nightmares! (3%)
• ..However travelling in the wrong direction on the yellow brick road I ended up in my nightmares. (3%)
• ..I followed my dream until I fell out of bed (3%)
• ..Whilst jousting on a knight's mare (0%)