Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Your nightstand is a mini-fridge and there is a coffee maker on top. (18%)
• ..You can't even be bothered to think of an answer (15%)
• ..You watch movies you don’t like because the remote control is too far from you. (15%)
• ..It's 5pm and you still in bed (9%)
• ..You put on Exercise clothes and then lay down on the couch (9%)
• ..You have someone brush your teeth for you. 😁 (6%)
• ..you ask the pizza delivery boy to get the mail out of your mailbox. (6%)
• ..the life forms in the kitchen sink begin to communicate with those in the refrigerator. (3%)
• ..You train your dog to bring you beverages and snacks while you stay on the couch. (3%)
• ..you go to the gym and sit on the equipment and watch other people work out (3%)
• ..When you haven’t folded up the bags from last month or this month either (3%)
• ..You send the cat to the shop with a list tucked under its collar (3%)
• ..you have every area restaurant's number on your cell phone that delivers take-outs, so you don't have to move (3%)
• ..You duct tape the remote to your hand so it is always close! (3%)