Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• My mother-in-law never taught my wife to shave her legs without getting cut. She didn’t razor right (25%)
• My wife’s mother is a lawyer. I have a mother-in-law (25%)
• My mother-in-law says I should bury myself in my work. I don't think she likes me, I drive a cement mixer (20%)
• My mother-in-law is banned internationally from playing poker, as she keeps all the chips on her shoulder (20%)
• In literary circles, it can be claimed that Marmee in "Little Women" was the best Mother in Lore (10%)
• Mothers-in-law should be outlawed (0%)