Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• The plant in my Math Teacher's classroom grew square roots (47%)
• If money is the root of all evil, give me a big root!! (24%)
• Did you hear about the lazy flower who finally got his act together? He just needed a kick in the bud. (12%)
• I thought I could do more than just puns, but it turns out I'm a just one trick peony (12%)
• Why didn’t the relationship between the two plants work out? They were dating lawn-distance, so they weren’t really fielding it. (6%)