Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..The floor just keeps hitting my face (16%)
• ..I'm just testing Gravity (16%)
• ..Everything just keeps getting in the way! (9%)
• ..I just thought your dress would look better with a splash of wine. (9%)
• ..I'm just not flexible (6%)
• ..it takes real skill to fall completely over nothing. (6%)
• ..I'm just going to put an out of order sticker on my forehead and call it a day. (6%)
• ..I’m practicing to be a stuntman (6%)
• ..My shadow trips me 😁 (6%)
• ..I'm just practicing for next fall. (6%)
• ..I am just Frank Spencer (3%)
• ..I just keep telling myself that breaking things is a good way to declutter. (3%)
• ..I keep tripping over the new slippers I got for Christmas.. seems they feel like clown slippers (3%)
• ..Everybody else is more dexterous (3%)
• ..Don't know why they say I'm like a bull in a china shop ? (0%)
• ..I can't in everybody way poor Jesse Elvira please move lol (0%)