Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..I don't do revenge ...... I get even!! (15%)
• ..So I got him fired. (11%)
• ..He's sooooo gonna regret saying that at my next appointment. (11%)
• ..but I feel it's okay as long as there's not flashing lights and police sirens. (11%)
• ..That's it....finally someone who knows me. (11%)
• ..but I'll get even with her for that! (7%)
• ..so it's time to send him a gift-wrapped rattlesnake! (7%)
• ..Well thats what gets me up in the morning! (7%)
• ..He's gonna wish he hadn't! (4%)
• ..I'll show him! (4%)
• ..I just can't stop that because It's just me (4%)
• ..But, I say he's wrong...wrong...wrong...And I'm gonna prove it or else! (4%)
• ..and, soon, he'll regret he said that! (4%)
• ..Because everything I eat is served cold (0%)
• ..as I said in my letter of complaint to his employer. (0%)
• ..So I keyed my ex’s car (0%)