Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• You light my fire, probably because you’re my perfect match (33%)
• "They were married by candlelight but the marriage only lasted a wick." (19%)
• I doughnut think that I need to glaze over the fact that I like you a hole lot. (19%)
• I hope you like veggies, because I love you from my head to-ma-toes (19%)
• I started dating her when she backed her car into mine at the mall. I guess you could say we totally met by accident. (10%)