Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• Some guy was arrested for eating batteries…. He’s going to be charged in the morning (27%)
• A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity. So, I returned it to the store. They gave me another one free of charge (14%)
• One day the electrician came home later than usual. When he saw his wife she asked him, “wire you insulate? (14%)
• Wire you asking me, I don't know watts going on (14%)
• "You’re a unit of electrical energy, Harry.” “I’m a watt? (9%)
• Why did the two electricians break up? There was no spark between them (9%)
• It's shocking how much electricity those people exude (5%)
• If you plant a light bulb in your garden, does it grow into a power plant? (5%)
• "Are you sure someone stole your electron?" The hydrogen atom replied, "I'm positive!" (5%)