Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Greet it with open arms because you have nothing to hide! (14%)
• ..Slam the door, put all the bolts and locks on it and a chair under the handle! (11%)
• ..Tell him "you're too late, we expected you last week". (11%)
• ..Don't answer, already been there done that. (11%)
• ..be too busy living life to answer (7%)
• ..tell it to go back where it came from . . . and to stay there! (7%)
• ..Hide under the bed (4%)
• ..You have the wrong house, they live across the street... Peek out the window. 😲 (4%)
• ..Don’t answer the door! (4%)
• ..tell it to use the doorbell next time. (4%)
• ..Look through the keyhole first (4%)
• ..Stay in bed with the Future. (4%)
• ..say "who's there?" (4%)
• ..Slug the past in the face and tell them to leave you alone or you will report what they did to your Dad (4%)
• ..Send him over to the neighbor! (4%)
• ..Check the RING app to see what era they are coming from to decide to open or not. (4%)
• ..Tell it to "get with the times". (4%)
• ..tell them you moved away years ago (0%)
• ..What took you so long to get to the future in the present time you finally got your time machine working then and caught up with the rest of us (0%)
• ..I ignore it like I've always done in the Past. (0%)