Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..I'm just pointing out all the Mistakes you're making. (29%)
• ..I just came to eat the pies! (13%)
• ..April fool! (10%)
• ..I'm simply here to encourage you in where you would like to go. (10%)
• ..I'm here for your money... Hands up! (6%)
• ..But to execute! (6%)
• ..Just ignore my black robe and gavel. (6%)
• ..I'm the hangman. (6%)
• ..But, if I were, you're GUILTY! (3%)
• ..But.......... (3%)
• ..luckily for you as you're as guilty as sin (3%)
• ..Seems Friends are not Judges!!! (3%)
• ..I came for a black and white milkshake. Did I come to the wrong place? (0%)