Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..something, but I was never listening (21%)
• ..Don't play ball in the house (12%)
• ..Life was like a box of chocolates you never know what you're gonna get (9%)
• ..there'd be days like this. (9%)
• ..you're gonna be in BIG TROUBLE when your father comes home! (9%)
• ..that if you tell ONE lie, you'll probably end up telling 10 more to get out of it. (6%)
• ..Don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys. (6%)
• ..I hope your kids turn out just like you! (6%)
• ..Always wear clean underwear (6%)
• ..if you can't bear it bare it and grin. (3%)
• ..Don't follow other's, just be yourself. (3%)
• ..Brush your teeth or they will rot out. (3%)
• ..Stop fighting with your brothers.. (3%)
• ..What goes around comes around, so think before you speak or act. (3%)