Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..I am not a glutton- I am an Explorer of food! (20%)
• ..but sometimes what I'm eating is watching me. (20%)
• ..Yes, I watch it go from my plate to my mouth. 😁 (20%)
• ..but the plate is normally piled so high it's hard to see everything (20%)
• ..but my eyes aren't fast enough. (20%)
• ..No....no I don't, You only live once. (0%)
• ..But, it goes in my mouth so fast I can't see it all. (0%)
• ..But then something better comes on the TV. (0%)
• ..and then I try not to watch my stomach and hips get bigger and bigger. (0%)
• ..I wouldn’t want it to get away. (0%)
• ..You've heard that a watched pot never boils.. the darn food has no chance (0%)