Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..we'd walk down the street with one shoe on, and people would ask "did you lose a shoe?" and we'd say "No...I Found One!" (23%)
• ..Our pets lived next door. (16%)
• ..That we didn't know any different. (10%)
• ..that we had to share an outhouse with three other families! (10%)
• ..We were still happier poor than having everything (10%)
• ..that when we ran out of food we made mayonnaise sandwiches I still eat them (6%)
• ..we lived in a shoebox in middle t' road (6%)
• ..How poor was I? (6%)
• ..could even afford dirt sandwiches! 😲 (3%)
• ..My eyes didn't even match! (3%)
• ..I never had much luck... If I didn't have bad luck, I would not have any luck at all. (3%)
• ..we had to rent a basement apartment - under a mobile home. (3%)
• ..mom put souring milk in baby bottle. (0%)
• ..and our house so small, that even the mice were hunchbacked (0%)