Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..I'm late, I'm late.... for a very important date! (23%)
• ..But don't worry, I'll leave early to make up for it. (19%)
• ..I forgot what day it was... (15%)
• ..My husband would not stop for directions! (8%)
• ..I thought the white rabbit was going to the same party and I followed him down the rabbit hole (8%)
• ..But I ran into a lens grinder and made a spectacle out of myself. (4%)
• ..but there was road construction, so I took a different route assuming I know better than Google Maps. (4%)
• ..Made a big mistake and used the GPS in my car.. (4%)
• ..Ummm No, No I'm not.. (4%)
• ..But..well now that's a long story!! (4%)
• ..But not as sorry as the guy coming from behind me! (4%)
• ..and what is your name? (4%)
• ..but the dog buried my car keys in the yard and I had to use a metal detector to locate them and then dig them up. (0%)
• ..but I was enjoying myself somewhere and had to drag myself away to be here (0%)