Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• Biologists have recently produced immortal frogs by removing their vocal cords. They can't croak. (50%)
• I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel. (17%)
• My favorite type of music is orca-stra (17%)
• In theory, the combination of nuclear radiation and heavy metal pollution in seawater has created sea life mutations with incredible strength and energy. However, the evidence so far is superfishal. (17%)
• Swimming in the ocean is a whale of a good time! (0%)
• I don't understand why aquatic mammals are even necessary. I mean, what porpoise do they serve? (0%)
• Why can’t an aquatic predator and an avian predator team up to fight crime? Because that would be eel-eagle (0%)