Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..I’ll have a howling good time (21%)
• ..Got my silver bullets, I am ready. (14%)
• ..beware of the Wolf Pack over the rise. (10%)
• ..Oh wait, no, that's...oh my. Kids cover your eyes. (10%)
• ..I have to go and change. (7%)
• ..And I have a Smith and Weson on display (7%)
• ..Maybe that explains my rapid growth of facial hair. (7%)
• ..umm, no there isn't (7%)
• ..Let's go strolling through the park. (3%)
• ..Since it is done waxing and vaxxing (3%)
• ..I thought you said New Moon out tonight, Now I will have to change costumes. (3%)
• ..with silver bullets (3%)
• ..Spank that Puppy! (3%)